Another Word To My Mustache

Hi. I'm Oliver. And I'm just going to say it.

My mustache rocks.

It's mustache gold. It's the best dog mustache ever. In fact, I might not even get rid of my mustache after the fundraiser is over. That's right. My mustache is so sweet I might have to just have to keep it.

So what if I never get another butt sniff from the foxy little wheaten terrier down the street. Yeah, it hurts my feelings. But with all the attention I'm getting and money I'm raising for the kids, who cares about a stuck up little wheaten who judges a dog by his mustache--even if he's growing that mustache for a good cause. Not worth it. I give all foxy little wheatens who judge me by my mustache...the middle paw toe. (That's like the middle finger for you humans.) Yay me!

Speaking of fingers, now would be a good time to take yours and click your way to the Mustaches For Kids donation page. Then use those fingers to type "Oliver" into the designation box and $100 into your donation amount. Even if you just typed in $5 I'd be really proud of your fingers. If I can grow a mustache, you can type in $5.

I'd be really fired up if you made a donation. I get really fired up about a lot of things--I'm a dog, I'm easy to please that way--but this fundraiser is super important to me. And not just because if I raise the most money I get a new squirrel toy. Growing this mustache has given me a whole new perspective on things.

When you're at a disadvantage, it's much harder to get what you want and need in life. Like how my mustache puts me at a real disadvantage when I want to score with the Wheaten down the street. She takes one look at my mustache and that's it. Dismissed. Before I even get the chance to show her how smart and funny I am--how I'm thoughtful, playful and fully capable of a being in a loving relationship. But to the wheaten down the street, I'm just the turd in the punch bowl.

My point is, help me-help ACES-help the kids. Your donation will go directly to serving at-risk, inner-city school kids so they can go out in life--with fewer disadvantages. If you could help me make that happen I would be your best friend. (Hee hee. Get it. Dog. Best friend. Never mind.)

Then end.

Ollie