All Cleaned Up And Ready To Get My Squirrel Toy

Hi. I'm Oliver. And I did it!

I raised the most money for ACES!

I raised the most money for ACES!

I raised the most money for ACES!

$660! Yay me!

And yay you for all your generous donations! I couldn't have done it without your kindness. Or my goofy wit. Together we make a pretty good team.

The only thing that's missing is my new squirrel toy. That's what I'm waiting for in this picture. Any minute my mom is going to walk through that gate door and give me my new squirrel toy. Well, not a new squirrel toy exactly. I decided to get a new fox toy. I'm a fox terrier not a squirrel terrier. And as much as I'd like to shake the shizzle out of those stupid squirrels in my yard, I'm going back to my roots and getting a fox toy. Yay me!

After I found out I got to pick out a new squirrel toy, I went online to see what was available. And that's when I saw it. An 18 inch (including the tail) sqeaky fox toy. It was like heaven and instinct hitting me all at once. My heart started beating, my tail started wagging and I started drooling all over the keyboard (but don't tell my mom about that). It was so obvious, I didn't even need to tell my mom what I wanted. She knew just by looking at me. So together we clicked "buy now," put the fox toy in my "shopping cart" and as she typed in her credit card information, I got the zoomies and ran around the house.

Fox toy! Fox toy! Fox toy!

The only problem is, I have to wait for it. Buying things online is not like going to PetSmart and picking out a new toy. My new fox toy is going to come in the mail in 3-5 business days. And if you know anything about dogs, fox terriers especially, it's really hard to wait. Patience is not one of my strong points. So let's not talk about my new fox toy anymore or I'll get too excited and chew on stuff again. (My mom doesn't like it when I chew on stuff.)

Instead, I'll take this time to thank all the people who donated to ACES. Just think of all the kids that are getting a better chance in life because of you. That's pretty cool. And it works out nicely for me too since they're the future dog owners of America. And when kids are happy they don't kick you in the head as much.

So thanks to all those who donated. Thanks to all those who grew mustaches and missed out on hot opportunities with chicks because they looked like a douce. And thanks to all the people at ACES for all you do to make the world a better place for kids and dogs like me.

Yay you!

Yay me!

Yay new fox toy!

Oh! And yay to the guy who raised almost as much as me. He raised $640. Yay him.

The end.

Ollie